The IT Saga

When client asks :

Do you have expertise in InfoXYZABC?

1. Developer - What is that?
2. Tester - Can you spell that for me?
3. Team Lead - We have a framework for that
4. Project Lead- We got people certified in that
5. Project Manager - We delivered 3 projects in that
6. Presales - We can give you a presentation & POC next monday
7. CEO - We have a COE for that

and later they all go to google and search "What is InfoXYZABC?"

You know the bollywood movie sucks when....

You know the movie is crap when reviewer sums it up with 3+ stars and following statements

1. Its breath of fresh air in Indian cinema
2. Takes indian cinema to next level
3. Never seen before on Indian screen
4. Career best performance by Actor/Actress
5. Sincere efforts shows on the screen
6. Children in next row loved it
7. path breaking cinema

;-)

Ra.One Review

Parent : Why did you failed my child in Maths paper?
Teacher: Sir, We dont pass or fail any students purposely
Parent : You know what, i spend 10k for his tution at Chaate, I consulted an ex IITian to improve his number skills.
I bought a $10 "Maths made easy" app for his iPad. He even wrote his paper with Mont Blanc pen worth 800 rs.
My kid is very famous in society, He even keeps scores in cricket matches. And he even wear Lux Cozy Baniyaan, so he is full of confidence.
Teacher : But Sir, He wrote nothing on his paper except "I am no. 1, So you must give me 100/100"
Parent : You hate him for that but should appreciate our efforts.
Teacher : Do you happen to be producer of Ra.One?