Leave Another Day

This is my SOP for bomb blast(s) in Mumbai

1. React : #@$%$#@#, one more
2. Check Family okay?
3. Check female friends Okay?
4. Check male friends Okay?
5. Check if Boss dead?
6. Accuse Pakistan
7. Accuse Maharashtra Home Minister
8. Accuse Central Government
   
9. Update Status on FB
10. Update Status on Twitter
11. Replace my Profile pic with a blackout
    
12. Share Helpline Numbers
13. Share Blood Donation numbers
    
14. Retweet Celebrity Tweets
15. Call boss to ask whether we should cancel tomorrows meeting
16. If he kicks my ass, i tell others that i will work tomorrow pretending it to be "Mumbai Spirit"
17. Make a plan for sunday, Candle March followed by Bade Miyan & Leopold
18. Watch Arnab Goswami making $#@$# of himself in a 3X3 matrix covering 8 guests
19. Will go to sleep staring at the ceiling wondering if tomorrow will i be lucky to sleep under this ceilling or i would be burnt under the open sky