You know the bollywood movie sucks when....

You know the movie is crap when reviewer sums it up with 3+ stars and following statements

1. Its breath of fresh air in Indian cinema
2. Takes indian cinema to next level
3. Never seen before on Indian screen
4. Career best performance by Actor/Actress
5. Sincere efforts shows on the screen
6. Children in next row loved it
7. path breaking cinema

;-)