Abhishek's Gyaan Gangaa "Relationship"

Relationship : Its not about how close you get, its about how you manage to keep the distance.........

The Brave Lovers : वीर प्रेमी

I have recently come across two big A$@#@$#. These two creatures are lovers of my two best friends. Both these friends are now married. But these guys wants to have an extra marital affairs with them.
And the reason why these A#$@#$#@ didnt marry them before ?, "They couldnt dare to talk to their parents"

What the Big FCUK..........

People think that felling in love is a act of Bravery.
Sending Love letter is a an act of Bravery.
Bunking class and going to Mall is a Bravery.
PDA is a Bravery.
Managing to get laid is a bravery.

They do all above things to show how passionate lovers they are.

But all they cant do is stand in front of their parents, and getting the permission for marrige. So they get separated. They cry that they very true lovers.

And in the end go and seek for extra marital affair to keep their love Alive..............

I hate such shitty heads................

(I apologies for the abusive language used, but i very frustrated as this has happened to two of my close friends)

स्त्री भ्रुण हत्या : Female Foetus killing

Just reached home from office. Mom informed me that one of my long distance relative become a proud father of a baby boy.

Mom: XYZ's wife delivered a baby boy today.
Abhi : Oh Thats a good news! I guess he already had 2 girls.
Mom: He have 3 girls.
Abhi : Oh!! so he finaly got his "Khandan ka chiraag".
Mom : Yeh, Only after aborting twice.
Abhi: What???? Aborting
Mom: He did test and found that they were girls.
Abhi: Have you called him or congratulated him?
Mom: congratulate him for what? killing two lives?
Abhi: Hmmm.....

This Mr. XYZ is a social worker in his area. And i used to admire him for his kindness to poor people.

I am in complete shock.

Impressing a girl.

Life is full of funny incidents. And with abhishek patil, comedy and tragedy walks hand in hand.

So here is the latesht story....

I was traveling back home from chembur on Saturday afternoon. As the train was picking up the speed from Mankhurd station ,a girl (cute,lovely..etc. etc. ) jumped into the gents compartment.

All the men's "Antenna" moved towards her. All college boys adjusted their posture to look cool.

She was bit awkward and wanted to get down at next station (vashi) to move to ladies compartment.

She was standing close to door right opposite to me :-)

And then comes the singing sensation "Tum to thehare pardesi, saath kya nibhaoge". I could see that the little girl was not gettig enough business as many people avoided her.

Later the small girl moved to this beautiful girl, who obliged the girl with 2 rupee coin. (All boys are watching) and suddenly all guys started coming forward to give the small singer 1,2,5 rupee coin.
Amazingly all those heroes, while giving the small girl money made sure that the beautiful girl is watching. All were trying to create a good impression.

I was laughing at the boys and feeling happy for the small singers. The little angel and the pretty lady knew what is happening. They both smiled at each other.

And then came the twist to the tail, the little singer came to me asking the money. I dont want to be a part of the stupid boys, so i refused rather politely. But i could see that both the girls were not impressed.

They must be thinking,"What a rude guy is this? cant even spare a penny".

I could read that in her eyes, and for few moments i thought "Must be a bad impression of mine".

:-(

A lost deal?

Dark Side of Mumbai

Mumbai has a dark side. And every one of us get a glimpse of it. Every now and then.
A little diversion from our straight to nose approach, and you end up facing the dark truth.

Today i went to andheri with a friend, we were having some food.
On the next table, were sitting 4 girls. They were whispering to each other. Two of them wearing very dark clothes and had a heavy makeup.

Few moment later A middle age guy and a lady walked in,looking for a place. and then these two girls left the scene and the man and lady took their place. The picture was strange.

We could hear words like "passport',"visa","police". We neglect them as we were not concerned.

After finishing the food we moved to the exit door and we spotted the two girls sitting on another table staring confusingly at the previous table.

My friend tapped me when we left hotel, he said "have u noticed?"

i replied, "something fishy". he said "its human trafficking". I asked him where these girls are been sent?

he replied "nurse in UK" or "workers in US" or "prostitutes in gulf".

Strange but true........

First Love

i know sameer for last 15 years. He was with me in my school.

A smart,handsome guy. He is very popular among girls.

I remember he was in love with anita during schooldays.(name changed as always).
sometime during 12th standard anita dumped him. I still dont know what happened between the two.

All i knew that he was deeply hurt by the separation. I thought "He will cry for few days and then will move forward"

He took time to recover, then started going along with other girls. He dated girls i can only dream about. He dated models,rich western suburb girls, and one Irish girl who was in mumbai for studies.

He is part of new youth culture, So physical relationship was also part of it.We used to say "Bandaa Yeh Bindaas hai"

Thursday evening he called me up, took me to palm beach road. He parked his car. took out his cigarette. but he did not lit it.

Sameer :Anita is getting married"
Me : "Anita, who?"
Sameer : "The one who was in our class"
Me : "Oho, your first girlfriend, Man!!! must be in your nappies when you got yourself a GF..lol..


Sameer : "I still love her"
Me : "Hey champ, don't tell me, you two separated 7-8 years back, and you cant count on your fingers how many girls you had last few years"

I couldn't digest that he will feel any bad about an ordinary girl who dumped him 8 years back.

And next moment he started crying like a baby. I was in complete disbelief.

For a moment i though he was behaving stupidly. Looking at his high profile lifestyle and female fan following, he has absolutely no reason to cry for anita.

But now when i look around, i see many Sameers.

I still dont know how will i react when i will face the same situation.........

Life is beautiful....Love just makes it better.......

Why do i have so many Girls around me?

I was wondering why i have so many friends who are girls? and every girl in my life is special to me?

Got this cheeky answer to satisfy me :-)

The reason why i found every girl attractive is because,

i don't look for beautiful girl but i look for beauty in every girl


Now i know why they call me flirt

ManMandira......

Jab mein chhota bachcha tha, DD pe shanti dekhata tha... Shanti muzko bahot pakaati........

abe mein bada ho gayaa hoo, SET MAX pe Mandirako dekhata hooo...

Mandira muzko bahot hai bhaati...........ting ting, ting ting,ting.......


Yesterday was doing Channel Surfing.....And i suddenly found 'Shanti" playing of DD1........

I called mom and said "Mom, Look Shanti... "
I said to myself "She used to look yakkk back then, ekdam baarik. She has done well now :-)"

Mom with a sad face " She was so simple back then, She was so beautiful, Now she has gone crazy........."

I was looking at Mom, and i realised, there is A BIG GENERATION GAP.........

Mandira Rocks!!!!!!!

Life pinches you in every corner of your BUTT

Life pinches you in every corner of your BUTT..........again and again........

Can Newton,Galileo or Copernicus be brought back to answer my question?

Why do we always find people around with face,feature,voice, appearance resembling our xLove whom we are trying hard to forget......

Stop it Life, its painful.......

:-(

Middle Class Indians have Weapon of Mass Digestion.....

(From my Yahoo 360 blog archieve)

Dont waste your food Indians, or Dubya will raise a war against you......

Madam Rice says Indians have Weapon for Mass Digestion.......

There is one guy in US who believed that every country on the eastern side of europe is a terrorist nation and he sends his troop to destroy the countries which are rich oil resources.

And the he spends trillion of trillion dollars on war. The money which actually belongs to american taxpayer.

And then he shows finger to poor indians and say "You eat too much"...

India should avoid Rice and america tooo........


http://www.expressindia.com/latest-news/Rising-food-prices-After-Rice-Bush-blames-India/304902/

Oooooooooops!! Wrong place @ wrong time....as usual :-(

Oooooooooops!! I was at wrong place at wrong time....as usual :-(

On friday, i went to palm beach galleria,vashi with office collegues.

After all the window shopping we headed to food court.

I picked my Chicken combo and turned back just to see my old

college friend niti (name changed).

I met her almost after 4 years and we both were so excited to see

each other. As usual she bombarded me with all the questions abt

my life,GF's and career.

For some moment we went 4 years back in our college days. And

suddenly she hesitantly looked back. I could make out that she is

looking at guy waiting for her..

I said hmmm.......new BF........she laughed...took my number and

said bye........

She called me today to continue her bakbak......I gave her

compliment about her BF.

She smiled and said" na re dumbo, BF nahi tha, Shaadi.com se aaya

hua reference tha. I have started my hubby hunt."

I asked "I cant believe this, you doing arrange marriage. So whats

the result 80 or KT"

She replied " KT from both the sides, i hate insecure people"

I was confused "insecured ??? how did u make that out in just one

meeting"

She said "He was asking too many questions about you".

I said "Ohh ! i m really sorry, i was at the wrong place at wrong

time"

She started giggling "Thats the old habit of yours.. ha ha ha ha"

I wasnt amused.........

Teenage Tragedies in my life

Well, let me admit, i was a very stupid and confused teenager......

Me and my gang used to think that we are the smartest people on the earth. We had our own style and lingo.

Those were the glory days of landlines and we had to receive the calls sitting at the middle of the room where the conversation was audible to everyone.

So life was bit difficult discussing girls over the phone as everyone is closely monitoring the conversation. So Vishal (Big A$#@$#@) in the group has came up with idea.

We changed the girls names to resembling boy name.....

For example we used to call Shital as Shailesh, Sumitra as Sumit and anita as anant...

Trick worked for us..(We still call those girls with these names )

But somehow i was very bad in this naming game....Once when i was talking to Vishal about shital with her screen name Shailesh, the topic suddenly moved to Leena and i couldnt create a good name for her....

And on the fly i named her "Lankesh" (Leena)..........Vishal was laughing out Loud on the other end...

After i disconnected the phone Mom summoned me.........

Mom: Who is this Lankesh?
Me : My new friend.
Mom: What a strange name,"Lankesh"
Me : Yeh , really strange
Mom: Lankesh means God Of Lanka
Me : God of Lanka...hmm.....yeh....RAAVAN.......
Mom: hmm.....RAAVAN

I could see two pictures in front of my eyes, Leena and the Raavan...... Hilarious images.....

Mom is smart enough to know about Ms. Raaavan, i decided not to take pangaa and escaped from home.......

So Ms. Raavan has just completed 1 year of Marriage to Mr. Bharat......

Wishing the two a great married life........

I am so funny..........

Sorry President Patil, But you dissapponited us........

I am highly disappointed by President Pratibha Patil.


http://www.rediff.com/sports/2008/may/06khali.htm


Her act of inviting the WWE Wrestler Khali to Rashtrapati Bhavan has insulted the game of “Kushti” and thousands of true wrestlers.

She has indirectly given recognition to WWE which we all know is Nonsense with no rules, ethics or sportsmanship.

Even khali knows that he is not a sportsman; he is an actor who acts to be a player.

I can ask just one question to President, would you like your grandson to follow Khashaba Jadhav or Khali?

A Mantra for a Perfect Family

A Mantra for a Perfect Family.

This is the idea jointly coined by me and my xLove during our togetherness.

She used to visit orphanage and was closely attached with the babies.

We dreamed about a perfect family like everyone of us do. We wanted to have a boy and a girl as part of a perfect square.

We decided that we will have one baby who inherits our family genes and DNA. And then we will go for an adoption where we adopt the second child of opposite sex than the first one.
i.e. if first child is a boy then the adopted will be a girl and vice versa.

Benefits
1. You will have a perfect family.
2. A child gets a home,love and affection.
3. Good for woman's health as 2nd pregnancy is draining.

Prerequisites
1.Basic regulations for Adoption
2.Couple should not discriminate between the children.
3.Both the partners should be highly motivated to carry along the responsibility

I personally believe this will be a great thing which can happen in this society.

Dawn....

Dawn makes me nervous, Today i waked up to do some office work.......
its 4:53 in the morning......
its depressing....
The music of alarm makes me nostalgic about some worst days of my life.....

And as always Kishorda's voice haunting me ............searching for peace......

हमसे मत पूछो कैसे, मंदिर टूटा सपनों का - (२)
लोगों की बात नहीं है, ये किस्सा है अपनों का
कोई दुश्मन ठेस लगाये, तो मीत जिया बहलाये
मन मीत जो घाव लगाये, उसे कौन मिटाये

Feel like calling didi to apologize for my mistake. Its been 4 years but i couldnt dare to talk to her..........

Not again President Patil...........

I was surprised when Ex President Kalaam airborned with a Fighter Jet.

Well!! he being a ISRO scientist i can understand his desire to ride a Fighter Jet.

But i am surprised to see the above pic....

President Kalaam in Fighter Jet is acceptable by me, as he is accessing the machine out of reach of Terrorists (The jet fighter)

But President Patils post with AK47 disturbed me as i have seen Many Terrorists striking in the same pose...

This picture can be misinterpreted in many ways in international media, and will clearly send wrong signals.........

President is a chief of army according to constitution but is also a first citizen of India who needs to carry the Image of the Nation....

Surprisingly i never seen Pakistan President Musharraf with any weapon (though he used to wear army uniform).

I am disturbed........

My marriage plans..Baba Lagin......

I am now fed up with all the people asking me about my marriage plans.

The question comes from relatives,office colleagues,school friends,teachers,college friends,girlfriends,X-girlfriends,Future girlfriends and so on.....

So here is the end of all the rumors going around.

I am getting married in December 2009.

No girl identified yet....

But i have started screening them.....So if u r interested ,please send in your application...

Baba Baba Baba Lagin.......

My Best Friends Wedding..

She is my bestest friend...Closest to my heart....

We have lots common interests. We like spending time together though we both are busy with our work.

We always promise each other to go on a date, which never happens, We promise to meet on valentines day, But we dont.

We both have a past of broken relationship. We respect each others privacy and dont interfere much.

We wanted to have long term friendship and decided not to go the marriage way as something was missing in us.

One day she called me up. After initial hi hello, after a silent moment, she told me "Abhishek, I am getting married."

I was expecting the news and was prepared for it. But somehow i was not happy with the way she was behaving. She was not at all excited about her marriage and her fiancee.

I guess she is marrying just because its time to get married. I hope things will change for her. And she will start enjoying the new changes in her life...

तुम चले जाओगे तो सोचेंगे...
हमने क्या खोया, हमने क्या पाया...
जिन्दगी धुप ,तुम घना साया.........

i hope our friendship wont be affected by the marriage...

Amen....

Preeti

Saw preeti(Name changed on request :-) ) few days back. She is my best friend.

She was standing on a bus stop with her hubby. They are a perfect couple and both were looking very happy.
I couldnt wave at her as i was sitting on opposite side of the bus.

Last time we met on her wedding last March. After that we are not in contact. We had a big fight and we decided to move our separate ways.

But we still are very goodfriends, I know she is just a phone call away.
Oh my God! As i am writing this, i remembered ... i forgot her Bday......

Just send her an sms. I knew she must have waited for my SMS. I remember forgotting her Bday once and she was very angry.....

Better late than never.....

Wishing her all the happiness in life....
God Bless You Friend....

I am an addict.....

Friends

I need to confess this.. Last few months i had been with friends who are addicted and now i am also part of them. I know its bad and its right time to stop. But i cant. Some force drags me there....

blame it on Kalpana and Deepali. I am addicted to Panipuri/Bhelpuri/sev batata puri at Jhama....

Jhama owner is so used to us that he is giving us CashBack offers.

And now things got worst as a new "Bhutta" wala has setup his "Thela" nearby....

Deepali and Kalpana are now moving to UK and i am planning to join Addiction Rehabilitation center. Hopefully i will get rid of these habits soon....

Pray for me...

Movie Review : Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na.......

Movie Review :Jaane Tu Ya Jane Na (2008)
Makers : Abbas Tyrewala/Aamir Khan Productions.

Jaane tu is the the directorial debut of Abbas Tyrewala. And he overshadows the newcomer Imran Khan.

This is a typical bollywood college campus movie. There is nothing amazing about the movies story. One can relate it to recent dud "De Taali". infact it got the same story.

Still Jane tu is a winner. Just because its fresh, Sincerely portrayed. Amazing script. and well executed.
Dont go with high expectations (even after reading this review).

Watch this movie for Jai (Imran Khan), He is cute. Confident. He is not a Superstar. He started well and must do well in future.
Watch this movie for Aditi (Genellia). She is a girl next door. Everyone wants such girl in their group. Her character "Myaw" reminded me of my "Mau".
Watch this movie for a girl "Manjiri fadnis". You deserve applauds.
Watch this movie for Abbas Tyrewala. He is there in every Dialogue.


Watch this movie for A R Rehman. He has given a whole new meaning to the word "Saala" after RDB and JaaneTu.
1. "Kahin To" is the bestest track of the movie.
2. Aditi ..just loved it..
3. Pappu cant dance saala is foot tapping.

कही तोह़ कही तोह,
होगी वोह....दुनिया जहाँ तु मेरे साथ है.........
जहा मै जहाँ तु....
और जहाँ....बस तेरे मेरे जज्बात है..........
होगी जहाँ सबाह तेरी ...........
पलकोकी किरणोमे........
जाने ना कहाँ वोह दुनिया है...
जाने ना वोह है भी या नही.....
जहाँ मेरी जिन्दगी मुझसे..
ईतनी खफा नही.......

Watch this movie for a guy called Prateik babber. (Smita-Raj babber production).
I could relate with him. Hats off to him, He made a grand debut. Bollywood has noticed you.
Your debut is definitely better than Hritik Junior.
Watch this movie for Naseeruddin Shah-Ratna Pathak. She played a cool mom.
Naseer gave his greatest comeo.

Watch this movie for a Gang of friends. I have characters like them in my group.
Watch this movie for Jayant Kriplani,Rajit Kapoor,Kitu Gidwani...
Watch this movie for two utter waste actors "sohail khan & arbaaj khan". You guys made me laugh.

I guess i gave u enuf reasons for watching this movie.

One complaint about aamir. Dont take the credit or limelight away from Abbas Tyrewala.

My Rating : 4 out of 5

(Masand you got entirely wrong this time)

Mr GODOT in jaane tu...

For those who loved everyframe of Jaane Tu...
This is what Mr. Godot is all about..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_for_Godot

Waiting for Godot is a play by Samuel Beckett, in which the characters wait for someone named Godot, who never arrives. Godot's absence, as well as many other aspects of the play, have led to many different interpretations since the play's premiere. Voted "the most significant English language play of the 20th century"^[1], Waiting for Godot is Beckett’s translation of his own original French version, En attendant Godot, and is subtitled (in English only), "a tragicomedy in two acts".^[2] The original French text was written "between 9th October 1948 and 29th January 1949 … after Molloy and Malone Meurt but before L’Innommable."^[3]

कटे नाही रात मोरी

भीगा भीगा मौसम आया,

पिया का संदेसा लाया.......

मनवाको चैन ना आवे,

तरसे है मोरे नैना........



कटे नाही रात मोरी,

पिया तोहरे कारन कारन....

I also loved the way Pax has sung it. he doesnt look like a classical singer..But just loved the way he rendered it...

My first Best Friend!!

My first friend was Bade Mama,

Mr P.R.K. Nair, my neighbour(age differeene of 50 years).

We became friends on a day i born.

He couldnt understand marathi, i havent learnt marathi by then, so hindi was the first langauage i learnt, and gave my KG interview in hindi...("Maarega" was my answer to Mantri bai's few questions)

I clearly remember brushing teeth once with "Odomos" which mamaji used to keep near his bed.

Bade mama saved me from mom & dads beating, bro and sis's teasing....

I remember he had this huge real stuffed bulls face mounted on his wall. I used to ask "Mama iska pichheka baaju kidhar hai" & mama used to say at the back of the wall.

I used to go to other side ,just to find the toilet. and he used to say "We made this arrangement so he can use toilet even when tied on the wall"

HE CHEATED ME ......

(May be this is why i got attracted to GNU)


He left to kerala, i left the place too....dont know where he is now...

Medical Termination of Pregnancy

Abortion for a 25 week pregnant lady is the talk of the nation...

So adding my view on this....

Lets collect some facts.
1. Abortions are legal in India.(Medical Termination of Pregnancy (MTP) Act)
2.pregnancy cannot be terminated after the 20th week unless there is a health risk to the mother.

The baby mention here is 25-week unborn child and suffers a congenital heart defect.

The parents are asking for the Termination of pregnancy.
Court has not given permission for it.
People who are surveyed are in favor of Abortion.

In other words court is now forcing the parents to carry on with the birth which they do not wish to.

Medical experts says that there is little probability that the baby could be suffering with the illness.
But when they talk abt probability, who will take the chance.

MY PERSONAL opinion is that this case should be handled as an exception and the parents should allowed to terminate the pregnancy. Since its 25th week of pregnancy , the lady has to take the risk for her life. and its her call.....

I know that Termination of pregnancy is a better word for "foetus killing" but there is no point being very emotional here.

Because in the ends, its the baby and the parents will have to suffer for rest of their life.

I pray that the court of law and the parents will agree on a decision which will be the best one for the unborn....

Amen....

Pappu is back

Pappu was too lazy to write blogs on both the places...
yahoo is hopless...
so moving back to blogger...

Cheers
Abhi